first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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