This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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