Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Randomize
