Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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