I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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