on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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