just survived the first fart of the relationship.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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