Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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