at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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