just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
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