i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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