Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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