It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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