We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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