I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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