Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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