my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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