She said her name was "party"
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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