He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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