who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
The air was thick with penises
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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