in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
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