yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
She announced her abortion via fbk
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
3pm strippers are depressing
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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