He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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