Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Success! We fucked roommates!
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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