That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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