i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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