the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Randomize
