Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
How drunk are you?
Completed.
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