no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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