she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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