I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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