Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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