hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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