so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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