I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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