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I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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