that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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