32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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