I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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