Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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