dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Randomize
