Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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