i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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