If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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