My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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