Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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