We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Randomize
