I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I just had sex on a roof
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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