Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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