nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
He did a backflip because drugs
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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