and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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